Songs to Sing on a Bus or Plane

Here is a Tiny Dancer alternative [escaped from Across the Universe?]

And who said Rock and Roll was dead?

Tiny Dancer Live

Here is Live version combined with Penny Lane

And here are words again:

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
 
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad
 
Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
 
But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
 
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
 
But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

Tiny Dancer REDUX

Here are the full words:

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
 
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad
 
Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the songs
The words she knows the tune she hums
 
But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
 
Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
 
But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no one near
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today

As used in movie

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
[Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man]
Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
 
Jesus freaks out in the street
Handing tickets out for God
Turning back she just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad
 
Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on she sings the [HER] songs
The words she knows the tune she hums 

Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today
 
Hold me closer tiny dancer
[Count the headlights on the highway
Lay me down in sheets of linen
You had a busy day today ]

And here is the clip from movie

A pity we missed the Pirate Smile as Penny Lane has the best ever example.